In the latest Halo episode, the Master Chief enforces the Covenant

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in the latest episode halo, Master Chief John 117 fucks. He has sex with an undercover Human Covenant spy as the two bond over shared magical abilities that revolve around mysterious artifacts that both humans and the Covenant have been pursuing for most of their time. Apparently, the Master Chief is such a skilled lover that Covenant spy Makee is ready to renounce allegiance to his human enemies. However, a series of misunderstandings and violent interactions with the UNSC caused Makee to change her mind, change her mind, and trigger events that could lead to the fall of Reach.

In a nutshell: The Chief patted the cheek, and then the fall of Reach.

I can’t choose a side in this regard. I’m tossing between gaping disbelief and awe at what the show host is doing here. Even for a show that clearly doesn’t want to have anything to do with the game and offers brand-new characters, it still feels totally out of place to have the Master Chief fuck. We’re talking about a man kidnapped at a very young age who is cast as an emotionless super soldier dedicated to protecting humanity at all costs.Not only does this person no Fuck – I don’t believe he would know how to do it.

That moment itself wasn’t really read as a love scene, but more of a comedy, especially since as the camera faded away from John and Mark, it cut into a wide-eyed Cortana-John’s head The artificial intelligence – he was forced to watch her have sex with a wistful expression on her face. Accidentally funny. I laughed for a full minute, annoyed my napping dog and my work mate.

In general, the question of whether the Master Chief and the Spartans are fucking is a relatively new issue that goes back to all things, one tedious tweet.

With dril’s unhinged Twitter brand as a catalyst, people started posting fake pictures from Eric Nylund’s page The Fall of Reach There is a paragraph describing the features of the Quake power suit also including “sexual stimulants”.

Although the images are fake, the events at the time were small house notice halo The developers have not confirmed or denied whether the Mjolnir armor was designed for Spartan fun.However, according to The Fall of Reach, Spartan IIs – the Spartan generation to which John belonged – embedded emotional suppression chips, in fact halo The showrunners decided to stick with it. When John removed that chip on the show, it became one of my favorite moments because I was touched by the sheer emotion of him seeing everyday things I took for granted.

While I’m still skeptical about how I feel about all this, I do think there’s a plausible, normative explanation for why the Master Chief would reject his beef master. John, who has lost his emotional regulator, is sexually curious, which is internally consistent. His training as a Spartan could have provided basic sex education, but only through a perfunctory, scientific approach. Additionally, the series has shown that he is very emotional and vindictive about being deprived of his relationship with his parents. Outside of them, outside of Spartan life, the only person with whom he had a real connection was Markey. I think with his new sensibilities, he wants to explore all aspects of being human, and for some, including sex.

It is also true that John, as a Spartan, would do anything to accomplish his mission. Makee’s status as a Covenant insider and her stronger bond with the artifact make her very important to the UNSC’s mission to find Halo weapons before the Covenant. However, Makee did not have enough confidence in UNSC cooperation. until after she had sex with John. The Master Chief is the consummate soldier; he will use whatever tools are necessary—including his own—to get the job done.

as a halo Lore fans, I can’t say I’ve ever considered whether the Master Chief is fucked.I obviously can’t speak for everyone halo Fans, but a quick glance at the AO3 part of the game tells me that other fans really don’t.There are about 2,000 fanfiction below halo tags (1,400 when all crossover novels were removed), of which only about 400 were rated as pornographic. The most popular relationship is of course the Master Chief and Cortana.But the same space is also given to pairings that don’t involve John at all, and instead focus on side characters like Sarah Palmer, named Covenant characters, and my personal favorite characters halo Paired, Tom-B292 and Lucy-B091.

Although halo TV shows don’t have their own labels yet, and I can already see novels featuring John and Makee, John and Cortana, and Miranda Keyes and Spartan Kai-125. This week’s episodes are full of relationship angst, which is catnip for fiction writers, so I’m looking forward to more fiction, especially those that go into *ahem* detail About John and Mark’s sex, soon to be up. Just don’t make me write either.

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